January 2010
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Feel free to ask me anything! http://formspring.me/sundayshades
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do u love me?
I know who you are. Of course I do love you. :))
Feel free to ask me anything!
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda =))
(Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
Senator Pimentel--Shame on you!
punkgotfat:
internetgaga:
jimparedes:
In an official senate ethics hearing on Villar’ alleged double insertion on the C5 extension project,
ROXAS : I had no insertions, period…Let alone an insertion for a road to pass through any such property..”
PIMENTEL: Well, I am sure that after your marriage, you had some insertions”.
ROXAS:That is an affront on my wife (Korina Sanchez), Mr....
You know you're filipino when your mom makes you...
davidurlanda:
(via freshlikebuko)
yes STAR!!!
Hinahalo ko sa kanin! Sarap!
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WHAT?
What what? LOL :D
Feel free to ask me anything!
An Ignorant Asshole wrote this on UrbanDictionary
oohbabylove:
jeline-catacutan:
lawlyourlife:
heartswonfrancheska:
Filipino
people from an island located in southeast asia (not east asia) called philippines.
living here for more than 5 years..
i find that most filipinos are
1. lazy
(if you wanna get something done in this country
you gotta wait at least 2 weeks.. when you can get it
done in 3 days in the states.....